Bookworm's Musings

September 16th, 2008

10:41 pm

I love Stargate Atlantis fanfiction, I truly do. But sometimes, when I'm reading a story, I imagine this little conversation in my head:

Author: So I've made this great character for my story! He's hot, really smart, gets away with a lot of shit that would get lesser men sued, and is perfect at everything. He also gets along well with everyone, and everyone loves him. Isn't that exciting?!
Me: How...nice for you. I can hardly wait.
Author: Thanks! I've decided to name him Rodney McKay. Doesn't that just roll off your tongue?
Me: ...
Me: Sorry to rain on your parade, but SGA already has a character named Rodney McKay.
Author: ... Noooo!
Me: Sorry, yes.
Author: (thinking...)
Author: I've got it! I'll just replace SGA's Rodney McKay with my Rodney McKay. Problem Solved!
Me: *headdesk*
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