Oh fellow students, please remember that the campus cafeteria is a public place. Strangely enough, some of us are actually trying to consume food there!
We (I) would really appreciate it if you would refrain from doing the following while in the Cafeteria:
- Chewing with your mouth open.
- Showing us your masticated food.
- Laughing with food in your mouth, thus spraying it everywhere.
- Belching or passing gas loudly.
- Spitting (on the floor or anywhere else).
- Fake gagging or vomiting (please try to avoid the real thing as well, but life happens sometimes...).
- Discussing gross topics so loudly that the rest of us cannot help overhearing.
- Starting a fight/altercation with others, even if you're just joking around.
- Throwing small items.
- Knocking over chairs or tables.
- Shouting.
Seriously, people. You're all adults now, which means that you should know when good manners are both necessary and appropriate.
Thanks,
Me